only the cats are safe

fellinlovelikefallingasleep:

you’re walking in the woods.

there’s no one around and your phone is dead.

out of the corner of your eye you spot him…

andrewsgayboner4jessescurlyhair:

running for your life
from andrew garfield
he’s brandishing a knife
it’s andrew garfield
lurking in the shadows
hollywood superstar andrew garfield
living in the woods
andrew garfield
killing for sport
andrew garfield
eating all the bodies
actual cannibal
andrew garfield

snapesgrudge:

#you mean i can carry my wallet and phone AND conveniently slice up my victims?! #HALLELUJAH!

but what is a wallet?

#you’ll have to excuse me this has to be some kind of a joke I was under the impression that it had been made quite well known that I am done with these candid paparazzi pictures I don’t think you understand that I am also trying to avoid connections to a series of recent disappearances and it’s a bit difficult to do so with you taking pictures constantly that shutter has become a noise that I can no longer stand the pocket lining of this jacket is now completely ruined and you are going to pay I’m going to make sure that you completely understand how frustrated I am and by the end you’ll regret every picking up a camera

#you’ll have to excuse me this has to be some kind of a joke I was under the impression that it had been made quite well known that I am done with these candid paparazzi pictures I don’t think you understand that I am also trying to avoid connections to a series of recent disappearances and it’s a bit difficult to do so with you taking pictures constantly that shutter has become a noise that I can no longer stand the pocket lining of this jacket is now completely ruined and you are going to pay I’m going to make sure that you completely understand how frustrated I am and by the end you’ll regret every picking up a camera

peetamellarksleg:

#and before you know it there’s blood everywhere and you feel like the king of the world and you can sleep easy knowing that Jesse is safe

Q: So how many Facebook pokes have you had?

Andrew: Ha! I’m not on Facebook anymore…. and I never got poked once…

I’m gonna be depressed for a while.

hhaheh now you’re dead bitch

RAGE BLACKOUT